Become your own Medical Expert - take up smoking!

Smoke and you'll be able to gain first-hand experience of most of these:

Lungs

bronchitis, emphysema, pneumonia, coughs, colds, wheezing, shortness of breath, asthma, tar deposits, damaged cilia, pleurisy, cancer

Heart

narrowed arteries, aortic aneurysm, heart attack, thickened blood, increased pulse rate

Mouth & Throat

gum disease, tooth loss, tobacco stained teeth, foul smelling breath, diminished sense of taste, plaque, sore throat, cancer of lips, of tongue, of throat, of larynx, oesophagus

Circulation

Narrowed and hardened arteries, cold hands and feet, decreased fitness, weakened bones

Reproduction System

Impotence, deformed sperm, reduced sperm count, testicular cancer, reduced fertility, miscarriage, low birth rate baby, cancer of cervix, cot death

Stomach

Stomach ulcers, cancer of stomach, of kidneys, of pancreas, of bladder

Head

Dull, foul smelling hair, hair loss, diminished hearing, eye irritation, cataracts, blindness, loss of sense of smell

Brain

reduced supply of oxygen to brain, increased risk of stroke, headaches, nicotine hangovers, mood changes, panic attacks

Skin

slow healing skin wounds, premature ageing and wrinkling, cellulite from excess toxins in body, tobacco stained fingers

Bones

osteoporosis

. . . so before you die you'll be a medical expert!