1. Joe has never bothered too much about being meticulous, but he'll definitely have to clean up his in his new job!

2. I was leaving home with my wife yesterday when our neighbour complimented my wife on her attractive dress. When I replied that my wife had bought it at a charity shop, my wife gave me a very dirty . I can't think why.

3. My boss discovered the discrepancy in the accounts, so his secretary had to make a clean of it.

4. When he was ill in hospital, Peter the dirty on John - he had a fling with John's wife!

5. John decided to separate from his wife. He simply walked out of her life, believing it better to make a clean rather than prolong the unhappy relationship.

6. Something I hate is to see my neighbour and his wife shouting at each other in the street and washing their dirty in public!

7. Liverpool won the Championship, the UEFA Cup and the Premier League! It was a clean of all the important titles!

8. No, you'll have to steal the documents yourself. I'm not going to do your dirty for you!

9. The police tried to find evidence of a crime when they investigated him, but he came out as clean as a .

10. Been to Amsterdam, Peter? Been for a dirty ?

11. He ran so fast in the race that he showed all the other runners a clean of heels!

12. They'll never find that so-called mafia hit-man guilty of murder. Whenever they investigate him, he comes up clean!

13. Ringo Falconi, the footballer, always dirty. That's why he's always getting red cards and being sent off.

14. He served a 5-year sentence in prison for his crime, and now he feels he's wiped the clean and will be able to start afresh. I hope his neighbours agree!